Well, dumb and dumber didn't show up today. Too bad for them, but they are getting the ax. One of them called and left a voice mail, apologizing for not showing up today.

He couldn't have really thought that leaving me an insincere voice mail would save his ass. Nobody is that stupid. Right?

Had they shown up they would have had a half day. I let everybody leave around 1:00. Now I'm just sitting here waiting for 4:00 so I can get this meeting over, and then go pick-up my brother...