Today has NOT gone even remotely to how I planned.

Since I fell asleep around 4:30 this morning, I planned on sleeping to about 10 and then finishing the work that I though I would have finished yesterday.

That entire plan was disrupted at 7:15 this morning, when I heard a loud banging on my front door. The dog was sitting at the door growling and I figured it was just a Jehovah's witness again, (my girl scout cookies were already delivered) so I ignored it. Then the phone starts ringing, and I hear a horn honking. For a second I thought that my alarm was going off, but when I answered the phone the honking stopped.

Me: "Uugghh...hello?"

Voice: "get your lazy ass out of bed and answer the door."

Me: *whines "Who is this?"

Voice: *hung up on me*

So I reluctantly answer the door, kind of hoping that somebody with a knife would be there to just finish me off, but instead I find one of my best friends. But she does not look normal. She is dressed to impress.

I don't know what is going on here.

I just stare at her, wondering why she is at my door looking like she is, and she is staring back at me wondering why I am staring at her looking like I am.

Finally she breaks the silence.

Her: *yelling* Why aren't you ready?

Me: Because I don't have anything to do.

Her THE WEDDING!

Me: What wedding?

Her: *again yelling, and pushing past me into the house* My cousins wedding!

Me: I checked unable to attend. Obviously by the way I'm looking I'm unable to attend.

Her: You said you would go with me! That is why you said unable to attend!

Me: Wait! I got out of going to the wedding, just to go with you?

Her: *pouring coffee* Yes, you asshole.

Me: Feel free to have some coffee...



I'll finish this sometime soon, because I am still processing the events of the day from that point forward...